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Peter says that he likes to think about sex once a year – well, he is fifty now! He was wondering if dogs ever got bored of doing it “doggy style”. So in the 2010 “Blue Box”, the lady dog is trying to encourage her partner to be a bit more adventurous. Books of erotica are scattered around. The dog makes use of one, but only by standing on it. On the back of the Kama Sutra is a review by Lassie. A pair of handcuffs (fur lined, naturally) can be found inside. The initials of some prominent people, caught attempting to add some spice to their lives, are on the lid: ES, TH, MS, JE, JM, LC, MF, and TW. If you are a fan of tabloid TV, perhaps you can figure them out. “The Moody Cow” is in reference to a pub near Peter’s home. Until recently, he had amazingly never heard of it. Then one day, his wife Andrea told him that her friend was working there, his son Sam brought home instructions on how to get to a school camping trip. . .” go past the Moody Cow”, and Peter realized he golfed that very same day next to this very same pub. So onto the box it went.

For every Mid Year Introduction piece ordered between May 7th and July 31st, 2010, you will receive an entry into our drawing for a special variation of Nip and Tuck. It will be one of only 22 in the world and feature brown stain instead of the black stain of the regular piece and a mold variation with a Donald Trump style toupee!  We will announce the winner on August 1st 2010. Please email me for more information.